The biggest fight of entire existence needs a belt equal in mangnitde. Any other green-strapped belt won’t do, not even a big, gold UFC belt (or two) simply doesn’t do it justice. What about the rare diamond belt? No. The WBC has just revealed the most ridiculous and lavish belt any combat sport has ever seen. Just look at this insane treasure trove someone will get put around their waist on Saturday.
“The WBC has created ‘The Money Belt’. This belt has 3360 diamonds, 600 saphires, 300 emeralds, 1.5kg of solid 24k gold and alligator leather that comes from Italy. It is my pleasure to present, to the winner of this fight, ‘The Money Belt.’ It’s one full crocodile”
— Lance Pugmire (@latimespugmire) August 23, 2017
Nothing original anymore. They just done ripped off the Million Dollar Man. pic.twitter.com/rpTQGHPIcz
— John S. Nash (@heynottheface) August 23, 2017
— Josh Sánchez (@jnsanchez) August 23, 2017
Somewhere there is a precious gem mine operation that has been left empty and bankrupt. Not only does the winner get hundreds of millions of dollars, but they’ll get to take home literally the most expensive belt ever made: The Money Belt. It’s has a very small chance of happening, but man, don’t you want to see Conor McGregor stunting on Instagram with that monster?
This article first appeared on BJPenn.com on 8/23/2017.