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Tuesday, 01/24/2012, 08:09 am

UFC NEWS – Bisping On Sonnen: He Takes PED’s Due To Lack Of Testical


“Okay. One, let’s start with the obvious. He’s not the middleweight champion. He’s been beaten many, many times. He’s been submitted more times than I care to mention. Not to mention, the last time he lost a fight by submission, there were some issues involving performance enhancing drugs. I don’t know what the deal is. Apparently, he has one testicle. One testicle! This is why he uses performance enhancing drugs. He’s gonna need more than one little ball to fight me next weekend! He’s gonna try and take me down, lay on top of me and smother me to death. Me, on the other hand, I will be arriving to fight this guy. I’m gonna look to knock him out. Of course. Like all my fights. It’s not gonna be easy. He’s a tough opponent. I’m sure it’s gonna be an amazing fight. All joking aside, it’s gonna be a tough fight.”

A guest on last night’s InsideMMA, Michael “The Count” Bisping tells the panel that Chael Sonnen is a one-testicled fighter who will try and smother him with wrestling to a victory.

Scheduled to face each other at this weekend’s UFC on FOX 2 event, the two outspoken middleweights haven’t had the opportunity to throw insults back and forth like fans would have hoped. This however is a good start.

In the verbal-pre-fight-warfare Bisping just went up a point on Sonnen. Thoughts?

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76 Comments to UFC NEWS – Bisping On Sonnen: He Takes PED’s Due To Lack Of Testical

  1. Rick says:

    ha ha ha that comment, nay, that whole Inside MMA episode made me semi-dislike Bisping just a little less.

    • syche says:

      Well said Nick hahahahahahaha

    • JMad says:

      i’m glad i’m not alone

      • Mo says:

        Sitting on your hand and letting fall asleep and giving yourself a “stranger” doesn’t count as company

        • JMad says:

          OH REALLY, well I was actually talking about not being alone in disliking Bisping a little less. but hey if that’s the first thing that comes to your mind then you do you, I won’t hate.

        • Thurgood Jenkins says:

          The stranger is an extremely beneficial weapon to have in one’s arsenal.

    • jacob lee says:

      Hate bisping and this is why!

    • GET RID OF FITCH says:

      Yep me too bisping as much as I hate him i have to admit i would like nothing better for him to triangle CHEAT Sonnen’s ass. Sonnen has lost via triangle more than most fighters have fights. This fight is to bragging rights on who is the biggest asshole in the UFC. We already know Sonnen is the biggest CHEATER in all MMA let alone UFC or maybe a close second to Nate Marquardt. Damn ole Nate’s career is pretty much history huh? been what a year since he fought. Man i bet he regrets not being more careful on his cycles. nates been JUICING his entire career guess he should have never taken that fight with Story on short notice. he should have pulled Sean Sherk and just pull out a week before fight when his (OWN PRE-FIGHT TESTING RESULTS CAME BACK DIRTY) Sherk did that like 5 times. now he just makes sure he only fights like every 2-3 years.

  2. johnyfz450 says:

    bisping is gonna get his ass tossed around end of story

    • jacob lee says:

      pretty much

      • GET RID OF FITCH says:

        yep Sonnen by ragg dolling bisping around cage at will just like Hamill did to him. hamill just wanted to enjoy every single minute of their fight by beating the holy hell out of bisping and he was never ven interested in letting him out of his beating by finishing him. hamill wanted to get even for all the insults on TUF. Hamill best the hell out of bisping as that fighht will always be remmebered as one of the top 3 worst bullshit FIXED decsions in UFC history. right up there with Shogun/Machida 1 or all Joe Warrens fights

  3. spiritsplice says:

    Never thought I would be rooting for Bisping. He was almost funny.

    • Chartmonster says:

      Your an idiot, but it’s your right to be one!

      • Jaedr says:

        and yours as well idiot.

      • baldy says:

        check out all the phael nuthuggers gettin all butt hurt cause someone’s pullin a phael sonnen on phael sonnen….lmfao! he’s talkin shit, being a dick, runnin his mouth…all the shit you dooshes love about phael… cant it dont dish it out…
        not to mention the fact that its all true…which makes it even funnier…aaaahahahaha!
        bisping is the british phael sonnen…big mouth, mediocre fighter….
        fwi…this is actually a number 3 contender fight…vitor belfort should the number 1 contender….he would absolutely smash both these guys….easily.

        • Jon says:

          Dude you are a hater! I agree that Vitor is great but smahing both of them? Sounds like you just dont like either fighter so you hate!

        • baldy says:

          im definately not a fan of either…but belfort would smash them both….thats a fact.
          as of right now…the 185lb division is anderson silva and vitor belfort….then there’s everyone else. this is also a fact.

        • lkjewnfd says:

          Chael smashed Anderson for 4 and a half rounds… Vitor got KTFO lol.

  4. Donnybrook says:

    LOL… I watched that last night, funny stuff. Bisping actually seems like a likable guy with a good sense of humor, he should give Chael a good tilt.

  5. gopats2012 says:

    If Bisping fights Sonnen like he did against Mayhem Miller, he will get his arse handed to him!! Bisping is not anywhere close to the level of Sonnen or Silva, but it should be an interesting fight non the less!

  6. Mach00man says:

    I don’t like Sonnen, And I don’t like Bisping. But I hope Bisping pulls it off. (wishful thinking i guess)…The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

  7. twodragunns says:

    Sonnen will take Bisping down and not just wrestle him, Sonnen is gonna G & P Bisping big time and finish him by tko or submission.

    • Donnybrook says:

      Sonnen lacks the power to put Bisping away, his GnPound is more like GnPillow and Bisping’s pretty durable… the best Chael will do is decision him at best.

      • DBKlein69 says:

        funny. that’s what they said before the brian stann fight too. and what happened??
        …..finished!

        • Donnybrook says:

          Mark my words this is going to a decision… if there’s a stoppage it’s going to be by Bisping.

        • Anthony1994 says:

          Before the Stann fight when was Chaels last finish? 2007 wasn’t it? If Sonnen wins I say its by decision.

      • Ninja Oreo Dollop says:

        I re-watched Silva vs Sonnen although Chael got cut up good, Anderson was fucked up too. Pillow fist or not just like Nick Diaz, a 100 pillow hits will fuck anyone up. But Munoz is definitely a better version of Chael when it comes to GnP.

    • Chartmonster says:

      Damn straight Gunns!

    • Bnation says:

      There is no way sonnen will stop bisping only way he will win is by decision by g n pillow lol

  8. mike says:

    I hate bisbing alot. With that said there is nothing I would like more then to see bisbing defy the odds and whoop sonnens ass no matter how unlikely that is because I hate sonnen that much more. “He’s gonna need more than one little ball to fight me next weekend” lol that’s funny as shit though.

  9. Mr.Rusk says:

    Yeah just like he lnp’ed Stann to a decision….oh wait

  10. Xaninho says:

    Both are douche bags but Bisping is actually less of a douche bag than Sonnen.

    • baldy says:

      true, they both love the sound of thier own voices way too much (esspecially sonnen), which is why its good to see him get hammered on the way he is…strangely though, i hope he wins so i can watch him get smashed by silva. with all the bs sonnen has thrown at the champ, he deserves to just crush sonnen this summer in brazil…

      • mike says:

        Haha I felt the same way but losing to bisbing would be even more humiliating because bisbing sucks and sonnen wouldn’t get a rematch for the title which he wants alot. Either way silva has and easy next fight.

    • DBKleinsixty9 says:

      yes they’re both douche bags but you are an even bigger douchebag than them xaninHO! and a champ at BJs still, undisputed!

    • RCS says:

      I think bisping is a big douche. When did Sonnen spit on somebody? Sonnen has a big mouth can’t hate the man for having the gift of hype. Bisping was douche to Matt Hamel, Demarques Johnson, and more.

  11. Phalen says:

    Me neither! I usually am crossing my fingers that someone will stiffen him up the same way Hendo did. But given how much I loath Sonnen, I will be in Bisping’s corner this time as well.

  12. SanSooRob says:

    War pip !!! He speaks the truth !!!

  13. CrAzyBK64 says:

    Well at least he’s trying to hype up to fight. Lol imaging of bisping caught sonnen with a flying knee and k.o him how crazy would that be lol. With that said this is coming to be so bad for bisping, sonnen made stann look weak image Friday

  14. CanILive says:

    nighty night pip, you’re getting choked out, but not before sonnen clips out your right teste

    • FunCrusher says:

      lol Bisping, get your jabs in now because you arent going to do shit in the fight. I see Chael man handling him like everyone else, but I think Chael can finish him, I wouldnt bet on in… but calling out someone who comes off as being as Bi-Polar as Sonnen might not be the best idea.

    • Ninja Oreo Dollop says:

      Hahaha!

  15. cody says:

    he speaks the truth ive never thought id go for bisbing put chael so wack his love is fed by anderson hate and bisbing will lose but anderson will knock him out

  16. t says:

    i think chael got this cause he is better then miller at takedowns and will have more cardio but if bisping manges to catch sonnen with something it will be a much more enterteing fight i really think that bisping wont be able to beat silva cause silva has the better stand up and has cardio to match him

  17. Chartmonster says:

    Michael “the Mount” Bisping is going to get an ass raping by the monster! Keeping running your mouth bis..

  18. JMad says:

    Ahh, I’m torn on this one. I don’t like either fighter, they’re both douches, Sonnen being the bigger one. I think it would very funny if Bisping KO’d Chael (highly unlikely) but I also want Sonnen to win so we can see him get demolished by Silva and all these lame ass delusional Chael fans can shut up and get off his sack already. with that being said I’ll be picking Sonnen to win the fight because he’s gonna wrestle Bisping to a UD.

  19. "H"BOMB says:

    i really hope bisping gets smashed

  20. Fyrfytr998 says:

    As much as I hate to admit it, if Sonnen gets him to the ground, it will be a LnP victory for Sonnen. Although I wonder what a Hendo vs. Sonnen fight would look like for the interim if Spider doesn’t come back soon.

    • baldy says:

      the champ will be back this summer…per dana white….ready to tune up his game on either bispuke or phael to get him ready for his real next fight…vitor belfort.

  21. mj says:

    Hendo and Sonnen wouldnt fight…one would get an injury or pull out for some reason. They are closer then Munoz and Chael. You have a better chance getting the diaz brother to fight,

  22. BobbyLemons says:

    If Bisping wins, I will never place a monetary bet on a UFC fight ever again.

  23. mj says:

    Does anyone really think bisping will win… I mean both have big mouth and I would love to see Vitor explode with a 100 punches to both of their faces. My bias aside, boxing doesnt stop a wrestler. Kicks can… but Bisping hands arent belfort fast or anderson accurate…stann has one punch KO power and drilled sonnen… but he shot in again and walked with the big guy before slaming him. If you think dana would risk the high money rematch that sivla sonnen 2 would bring then you probably still believe in santa. Its a horrible match up for bisping and a smoker for sonnen.

  24. Shawn says:

    LOL! As much as I dislike each guys personality. They are both good fighters. This is one of those fights that it doesn’t matter who wins, as long as they beat each other up for 3 rounds. But point up for Bisping with that comment. Too funny. More so because it’s pretty accurate.

  25. Matt says:

    Because Chael does testosterone therapy, and because Bisping is a good trash talker, you’re gonna see Chael tone down the rhetoric for this fight. Chael doesn’t wanna get into a verbal fight with Bisping. Bisping would win the verbal war, Chael’s probably gonna win the war in the cage though.

  26. Steven Seagal says:

    If you don’t like grapplers then maybe you should be a fan of K1 instead of the ufc.

  27. Haha Bisping is funny as shit. He is right though that probably is the reason Chael was caught with high levels of testosterone. Frankly, I don’t like Chael once he was caught taking PED’s, once you get caught that makes you a cheater for life. Just like Cris Cyborg, King Mo, and Thiago Silva. It is not fair to take PED’s and if you truely need them to win then you are not a true fighter. That is all.

  28. Alfonso says:

    PISS-ping knocking out Sonnen?
    Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha. Thats should earn him a “most ridiculous statement of the night” bonus from Dana.

  29. HoneyBadgerAintScaredHomie says:

    War PED’s!

  30. mannski says:

    sonnen is going to run through this brash british bastard just like he did brian stann then he is going to retire anderson silva

  31. mannski says:

    every top ten opponent bisping fought he lost horribly to he is a ufc golden boy who is going to be smashed

  32. Dion says:

    I actually like both fighters but Sonnens wrestling background will help him smash Bisping.

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