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Bisping: "I mince Brian Stann's arse like burger meat nine times out of 10" | UFC NEWS

“From what I understand, Stann isn’t training with Jackson anymore,” Bisping told Yahoo! Sports. “But who the hell cares either way? Come on, guys. Just because Stann trained with some smug git from New Mexico who can quote the Ninja Turtles, doesn’t mean he’s got some mystical insight to beat me.

“Listen, Greg Jackson has a smug grin on his face when his gameplans go well, but when they go tits up he’s not there going: “Well, blame me, folks. The fighter just followed my stupid ideas.”

“Brian Stann isn’t a fighter who can follow through with a sophisticated strategy. I mean this with all due respect for a guy who is clearly a powerful athlete, a determined guy and who hits like a truck but Stann is not a massively talented fighter.

“I know what he’s going to do. He is going to throw a leg kick – like he always does – and try to take my head off with a right hand. And, hey, Stann can do it; I have a good chin but Stann can knock anyone in the division out with his power.

“But that’s not going to happen. A stupid mistake aside, I mince Brian Stann’s arse like burger meat nine times out of 10. I’ve not seen too much evolution in his game. He’s the same guy, someone who will always be dangerous but isn’t a top talent in the division and never will be.

“Stann has talked big about how he’s going to put me to sleep. Well, that’s a fact. I can’t avoid it. None of us can. Brian is going to tell some more deathly boring old war stories at the pre-fight press conference, and we are all going to be in for a snooze.

“I was kicking arse in the UFC when Stann was peeling potatoes, shining shoes and getting called a “maggot” by some red-faced sergeant in the Marines. This isn’t warfare, this is MMA, and I’m better at it than Brian Stann will ever be. On September 22, Brian Stann is getting knocked out – fast. He won’t last as long as a virgin on prom night.”

UFC middleweight contender, Michael Bisping, tells the good people over at ESPN.CO.UK, that he can basically butcher the flesh of his UFC 152 opponent, Brian Stann. But can he really?

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26 Comments to Bisping: "I mince Brian Stann's arse like burger meat nine times out of 10" | UFC NEWS

  1. Texas says:

    Funny stuff….but I hope Stann puts him to sleep.

    • GET RID OF FITCH (forever) says:

      Bisping is such a big mouth overrrated pile of shit who has never beaten a top 10 opponent yet he acts like he is undefeated and has lost to all descent fighters he has ever faced. How can Bisping who has been protected from Vitor and Belcher an dPalharis, countless other fighters who BEGGGGED the UFC fora fight with Bisping and always denied think he is in line for ashot when he is coming off a aloss. Bisping is hands down teh most overrrated fighter in all MMA even more so than Jon “lay N pray Fitch both who have pillow hands. Stann is going to chase after Bisping the entire fight amd land all the best strikes but Bisping will be given decision for just survivinglike in Hamill fight

      • GET RID OF FITCH (forever) says:

        Don’t miss the best MMA/UFC video ever made tells how UFC fixed the Hamill/Bisping fight. Bisping got his ass kicked nonstop or 15 minutes as Bisping rana way from Hamill an dstill took a beating. Bisping/ Hamill is FREE on u-tube well worth watching Bisping get his ass kicked again.

  2. ace says:

    BISPING 4 LIFE!

  3. Jaimz White says:

    Bispin is a joke… Stann will connect on that chin just like Hendo did.. sweet dreams Bisping.. maybe u will retire after this loss moron

  4. R4J4 says:

    This guy chats shit, which guy has he ever knocked out since being in the UFC?? It was funny before he fought hendo, his coach was saying on the countdown show, ‘michael’s gna knock him out, I even know which hand he’s gna knock him out with, but I ain’t gna tell ya’ lol and we all know what happened in the fight later

  5. 123 says:

    here we go again, u wankers think he will get knocked out, i guarantee michael bisping tko’s him in the 3rd round.

    • Donovan says:

      Bisping gonna get worked over in the first and getting put to sleep in the second….wanker

    • GET RID OF FITCH (forever) says:

      Hey 123 yeah you buttertoothed Brit you need to watch the best MMA video ever produced and it stars you overrarted boy Spitbiing who by the way is coming off a loss

      anyway its up top on my first post just for you rest of foul nasty ass buttertooth brits. You know for having FREE DENTAL you would think all you Brits would have better teeth. You guys have horribel rotten foul TEA stained nasty grean shit growing allower. You need to put some gasoline in your mouth light it and kill all that growth.

      Bisping will run away from Stann the entire fight mark my words and if he doesn’t he will get HENDO’d

  6. wutsrelegood says:

    Funny, Bispings winning this, highly doubt hes knocking Stann out but he could win by TKO….Whoever thinks otherwise is just a hater.

  7. Jim says:

    G-D Damn Sonnen is a funny bastard.

    Ba-dum-cha…

  8. Cagin says:

    Bisbing has a lot more talent than Stann. Stann has a punchers chance. Spitsbing is going to win it.

  9. Brend0magic says:

    I like both this guys, it’s a win-win for me.

  10. Big Show says:

    Actually I see Stann knocking you out Bisping!!!

  11. Cheese says:

    Lol stan was never called a maggot by a Seargent he was an officer and automatically outranked any enlisted marines up to a sgt major. I thought bitchbing would understand that since he like to talk about his families military back ground and all

  12. ya herd says:

    yo maggot u have to work your way up in the army u dont start from the top, maggot now shine my shoes boy!!!!!

    • Cheese says:

      Lol maggot u have no idea, he started out as an OFFICER in the MARINES, a first year lieutenant automatically outranks a 25 year sergeant major

  13. Death to Fitch says:

    American soldier faggot ***** coward is gonna get worked and exposed again with his no ground game

  14. Death to Fitch says:

    American soldier ***** boy is gonna get tkod and exposed again with his no ground game then he’s gonna go get ass raped by srg ass rape

  15. Steve says:

    Sounds like Bisping is trying to be like Chael. What a tool! Stann knocks him out in the second round.

  16. ya herd says:

    Bisping is funny and mature about it at the same time sonnen the fail does silly stupid childish funny stuff witch is getting borning

  17. Trent says:

    Michael is truly an underrated fighter, I think he takes this by decision

  18. Yorktown says:

    Mincing ass like meat, losing viginity, sounds like his plan is to take Stann’s backside. He was this and that when the other dude was such and such, is almost a good of an argument as Berbick beating Ali when Tyson was beating up private school kids for milk money. Stann will beat this closet case, just like Washington beat Cornwallis.

  19. joshifreig says:

    ^_^ cool blog man

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